Using Our Site
By browsing or buying from us, you're agreeing to these terms. If you don't vibe with them, that's totally fine—just don't use the site. We keep things simple and expect the same from you.
Who Can Buy
You need to be at least 18 or have permission from a parent or guardian. If you're ordering from outside the country, make sure you're allowed to import beverages where you live. That part's on you.
Product Information
We try to describe everything accurately—flavors, ingredients, nutrition facts. But manufacturers change things sometimes, and we can't guarantee every detail is 100% current. If you've got allergies or dietary restrictions, double-check the label when your order arrives.
Pricing and Payment
Prices are listed in US dollars and can change without notice. We reserve the right to cancel orders if something's priced wrong or if we suspect fraud. Payment gets captured when your order ships, not when you place it.
Intellectual Property
All the content on this site—photos, text, logos, label designs—belongs to us or our partners. Don't copy it, repost it, or use it for your own stuff without asking first.
Limitation of Liability
We're not responsible for any indirect or accidental damages that come from using our site or products. Our total liability is capped at whatever you paid for your order. That's the deal.
Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of the state where our company is registered. Any disputes get handled there.
Changes to These Terms
We might update these terms from time to time. The version posted here is the one that counts. Keep checking back if you want to stay current.